Nope. Each Reese’s represents an additional year in prison. May God have mercy on your soul.
Havelock_Patrician
This might convince me we’ve officially run out of things to put on pizza, but I know I’m going to see one with @#$&ing gummi worms tomorrow, so I’ll just register my guilty vote while fishing around for the traditional black handkerchief used for death penalty verdicts in the UK
SoCalCognac
Only way this could be worse is if the pizza was also burnt. Guilty.
Jerseysmash
Absolutely fucking cursed
thisusernameisvoid
I think this kid is the most annoying person at the pizzeria he works at. Probably 5’6 brown hair, brown eyes, virigin, walks with a limp, 17-19 years old max.
People sometimes use the expression “like ice cream on pizza” to describe two things that work on their own but don’t work together. I think the maker of this pizza would do well to dwell on that phrase.
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Literally a pooparoni pizza. Guilty on all counts.
NO! No Reese’s.
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How high they must have been
Nope. Each Reese’s represents an additional year in prison. May God have mercy on your soul.
This might convince me we’ve officially run out of things to put on pizza, but I know I’m going to see one with @#$&ing gummi worms tomorrow, so I’ll just register my guilty vote while fishing around for the traditional black handkerchief used for death penalty verdicts in the UK
Only way this could be worse is if the pizza was also burnt. Guilty.
Absolutely fucking cursed
I think this kid is the most annoying person at the pizzeria he works at.
Probably 5’6 brown hair, brown eyes, virigin, walks with a limp, 17-19 years old max.
Electric Chair 👨⚖️
Book em, Dano
https://preview.redd.it/2kqco8xsj0dg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31829586c8ca709b169ef2bfe1245ae637eb2b33
And 2 years in jail for your Uber driver
Thought they were bottle caps
I’d give it a try
GUILTY!
People sometimes use the expression “like ice cream on pizza” to describe two things that work on their own but don’t work together. I think the maker of this pizza would do well to dwell on that phrase.
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Instant jail.
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Why have you done this 🤢
You cam eat cheese amd chocolate until you turn Fr&ch, you’re not convincing me.
